Become a Sex God With Microsoft Excel’s Help & Give Her the Best Mind-Blowing Sex of Her Life

A sex god with Microsoft Excel’s data on her ‘Arousal Metrics’ staring at his girlfriend or wife as she enters the bedroom. Now, he’ll give her the best mind-blowing sex of her life using the data on her ‘Arousal Metrics’.
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Sex is not just physical but also mental.

Men often see sex as a physical thing. For a man, sex means to insert, eject, reject. For a woman, this is pretty boring, she feels like an object, a…

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I'm A.J Shaikh, a moron and a writer. I like writing about Business, Relationships, Men, Romance, Sex & Dating.

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A.J SHAIKH

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I'm A.J Shaikh, a moron and a writer. I like writing about Business, Relationships, Men, Romance, Sex & Dating.

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