I’m an Olympic Masturbator Who Inspires Millions of Masturbators To Bring an Ejaculation Tsunami.

My last wish before I leave this world is to see, boobs and ass on my phone screen. I had fucked millions of girls, from my laptop screen, using death grip and a lot of lube. If I had those girls in real life, I could have barely managed to get them interested in me.

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A.J SHAIKH

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I'm A.J Shaikh, a moron and a writer. I like writing about Business, Relationships, Men, Romance, Sex & Dating.

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